“You, cheerleader, are a party pooper!” It’s been eight years since Claire wore a cheerleader outfit for any reason (ok, 6 months ago.but it was Vegas, and she was wearing nothing underneath.), But Elle still love to call her that. “No Gretch, but it would be nice if the two saved some until we get to the cabin, ok?” “Gretchen Berg, I swear you are the horniest woman I’ve ever met!” Claire complained while trying to drive. So it was dark, Claire was driving, and Elle and I were fooling around. And the three of us can get loud on occasion. Neither of us were into fishing, but the place was secluded, so no one could hear any errant noises. Our partner in that, the amazing Karen Roth, made sure everything was taken care of, and so we went on our merry way.Ĭlaire’s bio-dad knew of a great fishing spot in Maine. We made the decision to take some time off from the business. I’m kinda the third, though I know I am an equal partner in all this, with legal papers to prove it. But Claire said that my Cube was more thrifty, and with gas about $4 a gallon, I could understand.Ĭlaire, Elle and I were on sabbatical from tending to the “family business.” Claire and Elle had finally gotten married two years ago.

I really wanted us to take the Nissan Xterra (or as Elle called it the SEX terra, based on several of the more pleasurable adventures we had in it) because it was sturdier. Stats: Published: Updated: Words: 3559 Chapters: 4/? Comments: 2 Kudos: 8 Bookmarks: 5 Hits: 268

Alternative Universe - Once Upon A Time.

Ursula the Sea Goddess (Once Upon a Time).

Niki Sanders | Jessica Sanders/Candice Wilmer.Ursula the Sea Witch/Cruella de Vil (Once Upon a Time).Claire Bennet/Gretchen Berg/Elle Bishop.Prince Charming | David Nolan & Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard.Zelena/Ruby/Dorothy Gale (Once Upon A Time).Red Riding Hood | Ruby/Wicked Witch of the West | Zelena.

Once upon a time not long ago remix